Scientists tell us their favourite jokes: ‘An electron and a positron walked into a bar…’
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Feb 10 2012
This kid got 0 % ON HIS EXAM, I would have given him 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack .
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Nov 09 2011
Understanding Engineers…..
Understanding Engineers – Take One
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, Where did you
get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own
business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what
you want.”
“The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
Understanding Engineers – Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full.To the pessimist, the glass is half
empty.To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Understanding Engineers – Take Three
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularlyslow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”
The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!”
The pastor said, “Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him.”
“Hi George! Say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t
they?”The greens keeper replied, “Oh, yes, that’s a group of blindfirefighters.
They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”The group was silent for a moment.
The pastor said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
“The doctor said, “Good idea. And I’m going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”
The engineer said,”Why can’t these guys play at night?”
Understanding Engineers – Take Four
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil
Engineers?Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.
Understanding Engineers – Take Five
The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?” The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
Understanding Engineers – Take Six
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, “It was a mechanical engineer.”Just look at all the joints.”
Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer.The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections. ”
The last one said, “Actually it must have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?”
Understanding Engineers – Take Seven
Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
Understanding Engineers – Take Eight
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to
spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation
for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because the passion and
mystery he found there.
The engineer said, “I like both.”
“Both? ” enquired the others. The engineer replied; “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.
“Understanding Engineers” – Take Nine
An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said,
“If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again andsaid,
“If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.”
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at itand put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, and that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want.
Why won’t you kiss me? The engineer said,
“Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”
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Jun 11 2011
Hangman
Here is a simple hangman game. It is based on pH for Y7 with a selection of words. However, you can also type in your own word for kids to guess using any 12 letters dynamically for any topic for revision or end of year fun. Suitable for all ages!
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Jun 11 2011
30s Countdown Clock
If you fancy a quick 30s timer with sound for the projector or a game then here it is….
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Jun 11 2011
A Selection of Games….
Check out these animations for fun or Physics!
The Badgers balancing….
Falling down a Hill Gravitational Potential to Kinetic Energy…
Learn how the icons battle in this small movie….
Click to see Aminata Design the best flash games in the World!
Mini Putt Golf
Pingu
Pingu Extreme
Helicopter Game
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